Is a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist who credits his father's death in 9/11 as the driving force to his success. Born and raised on the Upper East Side of New York City, Clint currently lives in Chicago where he has season tickets to the Cubs but never goes. He is an adjunct professor at Northwestern University with his popular elective "Cultural Anthropology and How It Applies to the Duality of the Political Sphere." He hates animals. All animals.
Clint Myers-Novak is played by John Patrick Daly.
Is a Peabody Award winning journalist and radio personality. At a young age, he fled the horrors of a war-torn Chile with his mother, after his eight brothers were abducted and executed in eight separate, unrelated incidents. He currently lives alone in Los Angeles, where he is plotting revenge after the tragic deaths of his wife and four children due to senseless gang violence. He also collects sweet-hot artisan mustards.
Sebastian Morales is played by Julian Barnett.
OUR BELOVED RESEARCHER THE INTERN ADDIE HARPER
Currently working for college credit from an acclaimed university and recovering from:
Plane crash (multiple)
Bilateral groin pull
Split stapled lips
Hot Pocket chest burns
Swallowed by whale
Complete loss of emotion
Burned crotchal area
Smashed by black bear
Magazine ink poisoning
Falling out of 2nd story window
The Zombie Train to Bhutan
Becoming a 14 year old Chihuahua
Salmonella of the eye
Get well soon!
Symphorien Francis "Boopsie" Benoit
Is a Grammy, Tony, and Emmy Award winning composer and jazz musician. Born in the French Quarter of New Orleans, his formative years were spent at a piano in the attic of his parents brothel, where he was taught the principals of jazz by a blind prostitute named Hush Puppy. He currently moonlights as the Sidebar Quartet's band leader, owns a popular jazz club on Bourbon Street, and is working on regaining his hearing after listening to the collected works of Coldplay.